Project Runway

Christian wins! In the words of guest judge Victoria Beckham, “It was major.”

Why all the hate for Victoria Beckham? I just don’t get it. I would do anything to stand and stare in her closet. She’s never done anything tasteless or harmful. She’s a working mom - yes, being Posh Spice is a job - with an athletic husband. Who cares anyway? The woman can dress!


Rami: It was my least favorite of the top three collections. He had beautiful, woven pieces, but the color pattern didn’t fit. There was a vibrant blue, a lovely red, a puke green and a touch of gold and lace. Although, Rami designed different looks for any time of day or event the looks were not consistent. It didn’t feel like a full collection to me.

I will give Rami props: forget a paper bag - he makes a basket look good! Rami finally gave Nina what she asked for. The intricate details of the weaving were marvelous and the judges were so impressed. There was some draping, which I enjoyed, because no one should ever turn their back on his or her strengths.

Also, I finally looked at all five collections. I’m glad Rami was chosen over Chris. I know some people disagree, but I simply didn’t liked Chris’ collection. It felt like Michael (I don’t care how he spells it now) all over again. Michael was my favorite designer going into Bryant Park last year and his collection was a total let down. Sometimes, if you give a designer too much thread (or hair) they will hang themselves and sadly, Chris’ entire 12 piece collection just didn’t do it for me.


Jillian: Her collection was very modern-warrior-princess. All the collections were designed for a strong, independent woman ready to battle the real world. If I had a million dollars, I’d buy everything she made and wear it from morning to night - even in my sleep.

The innovative designs and attention to detail were beautiful. Jillian knows the power of confidence an outfit holds. As a woman who adores clothes and fashion I can honestly say that my most expensive, chic dress will never compare to my favorite pair of jeans. We all have a favorite outfit, shirt, belt, etc, and with these favorites comes a certain level of comfort. The fit of an article of clothing matters just as much the look. Every piece was ready-to-wear. And that was the downfall of Jillian‘s collection. It wasn’t dramatic enough. This doesn’t mean it wasn’t good enough. That’s absurd. Everything Jillian designs is beyond wonderful, but it doesn’t grab a viewer’s attention or get the second look. There wasn’t a huge WOW! factor.


Christian: Lots of coats, lots of black, and let’s be honest, the last feather dress would have been the worst dress of the year if any celebrity chose to wear it. Was it difficult to make? Who cares.

Christian is beyond talented. Arrogant attitude aside, he is a designing prodigy with a needle. His collection graced the runway with innovation, risk, sophistication and drama. He’s known for going over the top, but he does it with taste. I still wish the final feather-gown was left on the farm, but 11 out of 12 isn’t too shabby.

Too much black for you? Oh well. Black will always be the “new” black, because of designers like Christian. The color was familiar, but the look was reinvented and chic. The entire color sequence was brilliant. Black to a hint of red, into beige (red and beige = perfect match) mixed with a delicious, chocolate brown. I thought the red should have popped up around outfit three or four, but it still worked.

Many of you know I’ve always been a Jillian fan, because like I’ve said many times, I’d wear anything she makes. Christian’s advantage is the exact opposite. This was Fashion Week in NYC at Bryant Park.

Did Christian bring it? Yes. And that is why he won.


Honestly, I wasn’t overly impressed by the final three collections, but I think the judges made the right decision.

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Last year, Uli’s final collection shocked me. It was breath taking. I had always liked her, but never loved her clothing. Sweet P was this year‘s Uli for me. Why didn’t she design those clothes during the challenges?!?!?

Project Runway has always risen above the reality television genre, but this year topped the past three seasons. Sure, drama wins ratings and fashion shows, but the PR viewers aren't fans to see catty fights and insulting words. We admire the craft and talent of designing clothes. I was so pleased with the compassion and relationships between the designers. That's the real reality television: People being themsleves and accepted for who they are.

On a final, more personal note, I’d like to thank everyone who has read this blog and left comments. I hope you all enjoyed the show and commentary! Let’s hope we don’t have to wait another year for the next season of Project Runway! Make it work!

I'll miss you Tim Gunn! Call me

For another take on Runway's finale, read Cheers & Jeers. My fellow favorite TVGuider, Bruce Fretts, was lucky enough to attend the show. So jealous!

Reasons why we love Tim Gunn: He’s charismatic, intelligent, charming, genuine, has impeccable taste and he’s always right. Tim’s advice and constructive criticism are crucial in this competition. He’s the designers’ personal guide through each challenge, but they’ve rarely listened to him. Ignoring Tim's advice leaves Heidi, Michael and Nina with easy targets.

Tim was entertained by the friends and families of the designers. I wish we met some of Christian’s friends. He literally lives in a shoebox! This may have surprised many viewers, but that’s New York. It’s not cheap and space is limited, but believe me - it’s worth it.

This was the first part of the Project Runway finale. Our final four designers decided to go dark, goth-glam this year. Keep in mind this is the winter Bryant Park show. I think someone like Uli (a finalist last season) would have had an immensely difficult time designing for this show. It’s not spring dresses, gowns and bathing suits. Instead, it’s strong, fierce, layered clothing. I sound cliché saying “fierce”, but that really is the perfect descriptive word. The collections are daring and bold for a powerful, confident woman.

The Designers:

Chris: Tim literally compared Chris’ collection to the “monkey house” at a zoo. Perfect analogy! A five-year-old or an adult designer could figure it out!

Human hair. What are my thoughts? It’s better than animal hair. Our society is trying to be “green” and animal friendly. I applaud Chris for taking a chance and thinking out of the box, but the only hair I want to brush grows out of my scalp. The black, chrome safety pin detail, which took eight hours per row! - was impeccable. I would have liked the hair toned down and the chrome pins spread throughout the collection. The pins are an innovative detail. I think the safety pin detail could have pulled the entire look together.

I agreed with the judges though. Chris went a bit over the top. My favorite piece was the nude halter with sequins detail. It’s been done before, but it will always be beautiful.

Rami: Tim told Rami he had gone a bit over board with the coats. I know Joan of Arc wore armor, but the women of Bryant Park shouldn’t have to feel the weight of ancient war fashion.

Of course, everyone’s favorite piece was the draped dress. Week after week Rami was scolded for his draping efforts. I said this last week and I’ll say it again: This is the time for draping! It’s Rami’s specialty. Draping is a universal style that can be worn by any woman and flatters almost every figure. Michael Kors said, “I can name 25 woman who would want that dress.” I’m one of them! That dress was simply beautiful.

I had been wondering why the model wearing the glistening, black gown looked boxy in the hips. The dress looked like a black river. It’s one of those breath-taking creations where you can’t stop staring. You’re eyes fixate on the dress until your vision blends together and you feel like diving in. It was beautiful, but the circles on the hip were unnecessary.

Nina was very taken back by the darkness of both designers. I was surprised too, because Christian is the only designer I’d expect the gothic, glamorous European style from. Jillian, who did very well with the last challenge, went back to the 17th century Spanish armor-inspired look. I don’t think we were given enough insight to comment on either collection yet, but I hope they listen to Tim’s advice.

I’m glad it’s Rami, Jillian and Christian. I adored Chris, but the judges made the right decision.

Next week, I promise to be extremely critical with all three collections. I have yet to peek, but I did visit the Bravo TV website to see the other twelve designers three-piece collections (but no Sweet P for some reason). I voted for Kevin! Go check it out and have fun!

Did you agree with the judges? Was everyone feeling the dark, goth-glam vibe? Who was your favorite? Would you wear human hair? Would PETA approve?

Birth Name: Casey Angelina Marsella
Wrestling Diva Alias: Reds
Wrestling Power: Don’t touch me, I’m that hot.

My hair is always red, but by that hot, I mean, sun burnt
Obviously, I do not have a future in wrestling or porn, but watching little Jillian throw her legs and arms around as “Tuffie” was equally hilarious as Chris March dressed in a Wonder Woman costume with large smothering breasts. Wait. That already happened!

I always enjoy a reunion and tonight was no different. I can't wait to use the line, "Keep your brain waves off of me." Thanks Chris! My favorite part involved Michael Kors and Christian. Michael Kors always wears jeans, a black shirt and blazer, but he always looks great! As Michael explained (with pre-fashion genius pictures), his past fashion choices I immediately thought of Christian. When Michael Kors was young he said he felt the need and urge to wear anything and everything that was trendy or popular at that particular moment. That’s Christian. I adore the little sewing prodigy that he is, but one day he will look back (as we all do) and think, “Oh. My. God. What was I thinking? So not Fierce!” However, his three-dimensional head styles were hilarious! “Party. Business. Money Maker.” Right, left, face! Very Vogue of him!

Victorya and Ricky left me confused and yearning for answers.

Can someone explain to me why Victorya was so “upset” about Jack’s departure? I actually never noticed her in the background of Jack’s farewell speech. She seemed very angry. Maybe she doesn’t know how to show emotion well or perhaps it was something else? Heidi and Tim didn’t understand either and when they asked Victorya she shrugged it off and said her initial reaction was “upset”. My mother and I couldn’t figure it out. We narrowed it down to three options.

1. She was sincerely upset for Jack.
2. She didn’t agree he should leave… maybe she thought he could have a leave of absence and come back?
3. She was angered by the entire issue and didn’t think it was appropriate to discuss.

We’ve all known Victorya to be “uptight”. I never saw her as cold or emotionless in the past. She’s very serious about her work and becoming, and now is (she showed at Fashion Week), successful. This really bothered me! I hope I’m not alone. What does everyone else think?

Speaking of cold… was there a drought in Ricky‘s eyes? I know it’s an on-going joke, but he didn’t seem like himself at all tonight. Actually, he seemed pissed! He was eliminated two episodes ago. I think he’s still bitter, especially after watching the episodes. Everything is different when you watch weeks of your life condensed into weekly one hour episodes. Was he surprised by the other designers reactions when they spoke frankly about him? Or did he think the aired crying spectacles were pretentious? Seriously, after weeks and weeks of tears the man barely showed any emotion at all. He barely spoke!

I feel like a teenager in the cafeteria on a Tuesday after an episode of The Hills! Okay, I do that anyway… but this is all so juicy to me. Project Runway is supposed to be my “grown-up reality show”. I hate spreading rumors (people’s made-up ideas of the truth and a game of “telephone), but Victorya and Ricky both bothered me tonight! Someone pass me a note: Circle yes or no if you agree.

I was so happy to see Michael Knight! Personally, I still believe Kevin should have gone much further. Also, I have to agree with everyone: Heidi has gotten tough this season. She was always the “Paula” of the judges. And for those who call Nina, “Meana Garzila” - get over it. She's honest and it’s a competition… I just had a visual of Michael Kors saying “Aight Dawg! Yea Dawg! I was definitely feeling you tonight.”

I watch too much T.V.

What designer did you miss the most? Was the term “fruity” cut out of the menswear challenge or am I crazy? Was Christian your favorite designer (he thought Chris had that)? What’s your wrestling diva name? And finally, who will join Jillian and Christian at Bryant Park?

Something fun… what fashion trend would you never wear again?

Reds may be 5’10”, but guess what, I’m not into the evolved high-waist everything… but I have a feeling it will be all over the Bryant Park runways.

This week on the Project Runway episode recap: Mickey O'Connor (the new guy) is in — filling in, that is — for the lovely Casey Marsella, who, this week at least, is out… of commission. I'll try to keep things up to the haute standards you expect around here.

The Challenge: To create a design inspired by a work of art from one of three wings in the Metropolitan Museum of Art: the Greek and Roman sculpture courtyard; the European painting wing; or the very ominous sounding Temple of Dendur, an honest-to-blog in situ Egyptian temple (and not the basement room of an S&M club that it sounds like).

The Designers:

Chris: Nobody was rooting for Second-Chance Chris to succeed more than I was before tonight, but step off the Gunn! Sassing Papa Tim is just NOT ALLOWED, even if you have been napping because you inexplicably finished early. Are you with me, people? It was understandable that guest judge Roberto Cavalli was impressed by his precipitously high-collared pewter and tan gown. But that's because he wasn't there when he and Christian made a dangerously similar neckline for the avant-garde challenge just a few weeks prior. Still, his interpretation of the portrait of an 18th-century noblewoman was competent, and resulted in a dramatic statement on the runway that eked out a place for him at Fashion Week, sort of (see: The Decision, below).

Christian: The show's resident wunderkind intriguingly chose a Goya-esque Spanish portrait of a man (puffy sleeves, knickers) to underscore his affinity for androgyny. I admired the resulting ensemble if only because Christian's robotic sewing skills always seem to allow him to produce, like, eight more pieces than his competitors, and they're all impossibly professional. I was half-expecting him to unfurl a complementary tapestry and sword cozy. It's a credit to his talent that you didn't look at all that poof and circumstance and think that he overdid it. His taste, in my opinion, is unassailable. And does anyone giggle as much as I do during his weekly vignettes where he tries on scraps of his own outfit and catwalks the hell out of it? That kid can work a runway better than any of the anonymous, increasingly irrelevant mannequins enlisted for the show. I know Heidi always says, as she is contractually required to do so, that it's also a competition for the models, but more than any other season, their eliminations have become increasingly anticlimactic. Really, who the heck are any of them anyway? Remember that crazy hottie who wore her Runway outfit out to a nightclub in Miami or something? Those were the heady, more model-centric days of PR yore.

Jillian: I like Jillian, and I like the consistency of her work, but she's really pushing the boundaries of the "genius-madness" continuum, no? I want to send her a gift certificate for a hot-stone massage at Bliss, cradle her fuzzy head, and hum Carole King songs to her. Out of all the contestants, though, I liked the subtle degree to which she interpreted her inspirational artwork the most. It was smart to start from a place that dovetailed nicely with her aesthetic — black and gold detailed fitted jacket — but she, unlike Rami, took that source material in an impeccably finished, modern direction that didn't necessarily mimic anything else she'd done this season. I suppose it could be argued that the hem of that short skirt was nothing more than a ruffle of gold Twizzlers, but the bold fabric choice made it separate enough in my memory that her passage to Fashion Week was unequivocably deserved. I can't wait to see what she comes up with next; I just hope in the interim that she can keep that expressive face sufficiently uncrinkled to make it through the finals with her sanity intact.

Rami: OK, so is there anyone out there who wasn't thinking: Back away slowly from the Greek and Roman sculpture courtyard, Rami? I mean, the guy's addiction to Grecian draping is such a PR punchline at this point that even the Bravo marketing staff has caught on enough to include it in their corny phone-in poll this week. I know reality TV is severely edited and all, but it always amazes me when contestants just don't seem to listen to the judges. For sure, when you're under the pressures of the competition's restrictions, it's probably easier to crank out something you know you can do well, but, to be honest, with the exception of perhaps his Hershey's-challenge outfit, nothing Rami has done this season has wowed me, including tonight's flowy lavender number. Remember two years ago when even the third lead on One Tree Hill knew enough about fashion to hire a stylist who'd put her in a Grecian draped gown for the Golden Globes or whatever? I only hope that Rami looks back at past PR contestants who suffered from similar "same ol' same ol" critiques (say, Uli, who ultimately stretched in her Fashion Week collection) and realizes that he won't get to Fashion Week by beating that same ancient, dead-language-neighing horse with a runway chock-full of fabric statuary. The judges sent him a message by notifying him last that he was sorta in (see: The Decision, below): Make something else work!

Sweet P: Oh, sweet, sweet, Sweet P! The judges were correct in their assessment that nothing could be a better inspiration for this final challenge that a painting of a peacock — though Cavalli's pervy Italian pronunciation of a phrase containing the syllables "pee," "c---," and "tail" will haunt my nightmares forever. (Shudder.) Dude is the Vincent Price of the fashion world. That aside, I thought Sweet P's dress was heinous, utilizing what could only be called the Ipecac of the fabric world to shape a perfectly ordinary shift. Frankly, I thought the judges were kind to her. Nonetheless, I am sad to see her go, as I appreciate her name-appropriate presence and her ability to craft a simple silhouette, but I'm not sure that I would be stoked to see what her Fashion Week collection would yield, so it's probably all for the best. Adieu, my sweet, sweet, Sweet P! I am tattooing my knuckles in tribute as we speak.

The Decision: Jillian and Christian are in. Sweet P is (sniff) auf'd. In a dazzling display of her inner Teutonic power bitch, Heidi informed the remaining two, Rami and Chris, that they were both in. But! They will, in the next episode, be required to show three representative looks from their collection, and the judges will then choose either Rami or Chris to show at Fashion Week. The other will then, rather harshly, be auf'd. (Insiders know, of course, that Fashion Week ended just a few days ago, and that Project Runway always shows a decoy collection, so as not to spoil the results of the telecast timeline, so it's a safe bet that both Rami and Chris — and possibly even Sweet P — got their Bryant Park spotlight, if not for competitive purposes.)

Best Quotes:

"Look, Joan Rivers carved her initials in here when she was a little girl." – Chris, inspecting the crumbling façade of the Temple of Dendur

"That's creepy." – Chris, watching Christian model a Goth-severe collar of feathers(?)
"I know!" – Christian, with the mordant glee that allows us to forgive his pissant haughtiness

Also:

1. Collier Strong, the L'Oreal Paris makeup genius, would be an old-timey circus strongman if he only slapped on a handlebar mustache and a striped singlet.

2. Steve Jobs has implanted a mind-control chip in my brain, since iPhone ads are running at such a feverish pace that he obviously knows I'm an Apple whore and that my Verizon contract is on the verge of expiring.

3. The (admittedly not new) Levi's ad that aired during the show is genius. That is all.

What do you think? Did the right three (four?) make it through? Is it reasonable of the judges to ask Rami or Chris to complete a whole collection and then deny them entry to Fashion Week? Do you never want to hear the words "Grecian" and "draping" again? Do you feel as protective of Jillian as I do? Do you think I could hire Chris and Christian to come sit outside my cubicle and keep me entertained?

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I’ll admit, I peeked on this one. Usually, I’m not a fan of spoilers, but I read the challenge description and was very disappointed. I couldn’t believe Project Runway would charter this territory. However, tonight actually turned out well! I can’t believe I ended up enjoying this challenge. It was one of my favorites thanks to the "models". I'd take the women of the WWE and use them for the rest of the season if I could! They were full of personality and so happy to work with the designers.

The Challenge: The designers were introduced to the top six female wrestlers of the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment). The wrestlers were not runway models, but they have beauty, poise and personality. All of the wrestlers were confident and had their own unique sense of style for the ring. Each designer chose a wrestler and went to work.

The Designers: The fabric was bought at Spandex House. Oh, the lovely fabric that stretches… it’s a part of our everyday lives whether we want to admit it or not. However, shiny silver and pink spandex remind me of a dance costume I wore in 1988. Even as a dancing six year old, I knew it was a fashion-don’t. Times haven’t changed in that department. Sweet P and Rami were both in trouble the moment they left the store.

Sweet P’s model, Candace, is the top female wrestler in the WWE. I don’t know if that means she has won the most matches or she is a fan favorite or perhaps both. Her wrestling attire is loud and proud. It shines and sparkles for the whole audience to see. She may have seemed difficult during the challenge, but Sweet P should have known what to expect and chose a better color fabric for her design.

My girl Jillian did a fantastic job. Her wrestler is the girl-next-door who enjoys sports. A beautiful tomboy. I loved the blue and white color scheme. The boy shorts looked like miniature boxing shorts and the top was stylish, sexy and secure.

Christian did a fabulous job. His last “make the customer proud” challenge was the teenage drama, er, prom queen. However, Christian really took this challenge and ran with it. His model said she loved leather and lace and that’s exactly what she got. Her entire outfit was well made, especially the jacket. The black, leather chaps were perfect for the ring. I thought she looked sexy, strong and of course, fierce!

Rami, like Sweet P, chose a horrible color. Hot pink. His wrestler/model said she was the all-American, "innocent" girl-next-door. I think he should have gone with a patriotic color scheme. It didn’t have to be entirely red, white and blue, but the pink made her look too Wrestler Barbie. [Someone call Mattel!] Personally, I thought Rami's was the worst, but I don't think the judges will ever vote him out.

Chris' green, leopard fabric worried me at first. I’ve never understood people’s fascination with animal prints, especially colorized leopard. Then, Chris’ creation started to come together. When his model tried on her hooded jacket, I was so impressed. It looked fantastic on her. When she stepped onto the runway my mouth dropped. The entire look came together so well. The cage-inspired top was well-fit and sexy. The black glitter shorts and gloves matched the lined, leopard hoodie beautifully. It actually looked expensive and wearable; as in, “I want to be a green leopard for Halloween“ wearable. Still good!

The Decision: Chris won and Ricky was auf'd.

Ricky didn’t do a horrible job. If it has been a Victoria Secret swimsuit challenge he would have been safe. I didn’t think the orange was awful, but the gold tunic was cheap looking and unnecessary. I agree with Christian, although Ricky won last week, I personally do not think he was top six material. Even if he had done exceptionally well tonight, I still would have wanted him to go home.

I also think Sweet P needs to go. I adore her personality and charm, but she‘s way out of her league. Christian, Rami and Jillian are on a much higher level. Chris has always been one of my favorites, but he needs to bring his game. He has done well with extreme challenges (Avant-Garde and WWE), but can he make it to Bryant Park?

Best Quote: “Furocia Coutura and her power is... she sprays girls in their eyes with hairspray!” - Christian, when discussing his wrestling stage name and diva strength

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The Challenge: Models? Real Models! Their hair was funky, which in the fashion industry means: inspiration! Avant-Garde (experimental, innovative, Elle magazine). Got it? Good.

The Designers: They had to pair up. I applauded when Christian and Chris were matched. Team Fierce! Every one was reluctant to be captain. Jillian didn’t have a choice, because her partner Victorya had immunity.

Was it just me or was Rami PMSing? Seriously. Was he not there for the Tiki Barber menswear challenge? Sweet P can’t make pants! Even if she says she can, she can’t. However, she does know how to make an adorable dress… we’ll get to that later.

Kit and Ricky were a team. This instantly worried me. Kit has always been persistent with her garments. She has never been scored low, and yet, she had never won a challenge either. Ricky has scored low and somehow beat Kevin last week (yes, I’m still bitter).

The Tim Gunn Surprise: “Designers, please gather around. I have another surprise for you…” At this point, the Avant-garde designs were about 25% made, but that leaves four models with nothing to do. So, another challenge is thrown into the mix. They had to make another “ready-to-wear” day look that complimented the Avant-garde design.

Designers: Jillian was freaking out and Victorya (who has no personality) felt “horror and nausea“. They were strapped for time, but the black jacket with plaid lining was looking amazing, so I didn’t worry.

Rami made Sweet P cry. Even their model seemed scared of him for a second. Let’s face it, if Rami had been paired with Jillian he wouldn’t have questioned a thing she did. I think Sweet P was the last person he wanted as a partner (with good reason).

Christian taught us all, even the models, how to work the runway. I love him.

Kit’s Avant-garde dress was very different from the others. It should have been steamed before execution and the ready-to-wear dress looked cheap. The floral print looked like a couch you’d see at a six year old’s tea party.

The Decision: I want the ready-to-wear dress Jillian made. Why wasn’t she happy with it? I thought it was so adorable and chic. It could have been worn during the day or out for a night on the town. Did anyone else gasp when the jacket was taken off? I think the judges were curious if they had finished the back of the shirt and hell yes they did! I loved the entire look!

Rami and Kit - team captains - were both in hot water. Rami draped again. Nina said that she wants to see more from him. He’s not impressing anyone anymore. Oh, he also “threw Sweet P under the bus”. Sorry, but the dress Sweet P made was beautiful. It was pretty and hip. I loved it.

Kit and Ricky flopped. Michael Kors said it perfectly when he mentioned Scarlet making a couture dress out of drapes, and they just took the sheets. Ricky cried, but the tears are genuine. He didn’t want to lose and I’m sure he didn’t want Kit to go, but someone had to be auf’d.

Winner: Team Fierce!!! Nina wasn’t going to let anything else in her magazine! That Avant-garde dress was impeccable. That was Project Runway!


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Episode 7


The Challenge: New “clients” were brought in to help crown the winner for this challenge. For the first time in the series, the client picked the designer. Each designer was given a $250 budget to make a dress for the “most important day in a girl’s life”. Confirmation? Bat Mitzvah? Cotillion? Super Sweet Sixteen!?! Graduation? Wedding? No. Not quite.

Prom!

Wait, what, most important...? But I assume the word “girl” should be stressed.

I thought it was the worst of the season. It hasn’t been too long since I attended a prom and personally, I wouldn’t be caught dead in any of those dresses.

The Designers: The episode had its funny moments, but the drama between Maddie and Christian was absurd. A designer should never blame their client. However, if you’ve worked with people and had to use the phrase, “The customer is always right”, then you know that sometimes (if not, always) the customer is really just crazy. Brown, gold, ruffles, lace… the mental vision would make all of Joan Rivers' faces fall off. But why did Christian feel the need to go along with it? He has always been very confident and outspoken about his designs. He did everything Maddie asked him and everyone seemed shocked by the outcome. Some teenagers possess the “I know everything” attitude, but again: Brown? Gold? Ruffles? Lace? Also known as an 80s bridezilla on crack.

Moving on… Chris’ dress was my favorite. It looked like a real prom dress. Long, pretty and elegant. The client, Krista, loved it. It still didn’t seem flashy enough for a prom though. I think a different color would have made the dress pop! Perhaps, a rich fuchsia or deep purple (satin fabric) would have made the dress look less bridesmaid and more glamorous. I loved the mother’s reaction when Chris asked them what they thought of his portfolio AND when he assured them that he was the model in the photos. The mother looked like she was going to faint!

Sweet P did a great job. I thought she should have won. Her dress was elegant and somewhat glamorous. I’m glad she listened to her inner voice. Her client wanted to wear a cocktail napkin, but Sweet P knew better.

Did anyone really like Victorya’s dress? The color was bold, but it was short, big and the rhinestone detail made it look cheap. Less is more. I think a long, fully beaded gown would have had less going on than the dress Victorya designed. Am I being too judgmental? Because I don't care. Some people may have liked the dress, but as my friend Erin stated last night, “That may have been a nice dress for right now, but a few years from now she will look at a picture and hate it.” And I know many will argue that no one likes what they wore five years ago. Well, I never thought Victorya’s dress was “in”. Imagine it on a rack in Macy's. Seriously, it would have gone to clearance in a week.

The Decision: I completely disagreed. I thought all the designers lacked compassion and ambition with this challenge. It should have been Ricky. Kevin has never scored low or placed in the bottom. I literally had tears in my eyes when they announced Ricky safe. It wasn’t fair. Maybe if the right choice had been made, I would have liked this episode. All and all, it was new TV, which is scarce in these dark times of television.

Good luck Kevin!

And another thing: I thought this was a competition for the real models as well. They’ve competed in 4 out of 7 challenges. Can we stop with the surprise "guest" models already? Aside from me yelling at the TV screen "Eat something!", I still kind of miss them...

UPDATE: Check out my interview with Kevin Christiana here! Very cool guy. I'm so bitter about his exit...

Episode 6

The Challenge: Oh, the bittersweet taste of mixing candy with fashion! The designers were taken on a field trip to the Hershey store in Times Square. They were given five minutes to fill shopping bags with whatever costly items they wanted. Some opted for fabric based items such as giant candy bar pillows, while others took the edible route with peanut butter cups and Twizzlers.

I immediately thought of costume designer, Chris March. Of all the designers, he has had the most experience with non-material fabric. Chris has had a tendency to add small details to his designs (red fish tail on a navy skirt) that give the “costume” impression. This challenge could have gone either way for him. I feared the worst.

The Designers: Christian has his cute, corky moments, but he was annoying tonight. The dress he made, using brown fabric and the brown wrappers from Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups as detail, was nice, but it wasn’t extraordinary. He sewed a halter dress and added the wrapper detail, then acted like a five year old craving attention. I liked it when it hit the runway. The wrappers picked up the light wonderfully and it is a dress I would wear, but it didn’t have enough “wow!” factor.

Chris’ design looked great on the sewing machine. He folded and sewed many Hershey logos together for the torso of a brown mini dress. If we hadn’t known it was the logo, it would have looked like white art-deco designs on an adorably chic dress. Nina was definitely impressed. You rarely – if ever – hear her applaud the designers with, “This is ready to be photographed for Elle.”

Poor Jillian. She has rapidly grown into one of my favorite designers. She is so laidback, but confident. Jillian usually designs with ease and patience, but she made the mistake of stocking up on edible material. She had the right idea when she grabbed an abundance of red Twizzlers. They are the most flexible of candy and a pin could easily slip through the soft licorice. However, food is meant to be eaten not worn and she had an extremely difficult time sewing her flapper-like skirt together. The corset did turn out well material-wise, but once it was on the model I didn’t like the fit. I thought the entire outfit was well thought, but it wasn’t my favorite of Jillian’s designs. She and Rami make such a charming pair. They remind me of Michael and Laura from last season.

The Decision: I figured Elisa would be Auf’d. Her dress looked like a little girl’s Halloween costume; but that wasn’t what gave her depart away. The sudden spotlight on her past was a huge hint. I’m glad she is in good health once again, but it would have been nice to hear her back story in an earlier episode. The producers always wait until the last episode [a designer appears in] to tell their story. I have always had a fondness for Elisa and I wish her the best of luck in all that she does!

Of course, Rami won! His dress was very “Hershey”. Every detail amazed me. I liked it, but it wasn’t my favorite. My favorite design went to Kevin. The entire outfit looked modern, sophisticated and sexy. Jillian came in second with her delicious ensemble.

Note: Did anyone else notice the slight attraction – or maybe just infatuation – between Rami and guest judge/designer Zac Posen? Zac Posen is adorable and has always been my favorite guest judge!

Episode 5

“She doesn’t like prints, she doesn’t like color, she only wears black, black every day, never a dress, never a skirt…”

I felt like Ricky while watching this episode. Tears galore.

The challenge: I miss the challenges that required each contestant to make a garment out of materials other than fabric. I still dream about Michael’s shawl made out of recyclable bubble wrap last year! However, this challenge made me smile more than cry.

Each designer was given a new model. The models were women who have recently lost a significant amount of weight. They were each wearing their former favorite outfit. The outfits were all very different. There were shawls, over sized blazers and even a wedding dress. The challenge was to take the old and make new. Because each designer already had plenty of fabric to work with, they were only given a $10 budget for extra materials. Steven chose black material, Jillian found the exact same colored fabric as the shirt her model wore and Kit picked a soft salmon tone to mix with the printed blouse she had.

The designers: Jack’s departure pricked my heart. It’s awful that he had to leave so soon when he had been doing so well. A staph infection can spiral into a death trap without the proper treatment. It is a very serious condition and Jack made the right decision. He explains it, better than I can, in his TVG interview here. No one wanted to see him go, but as my grandmother always says, “You don’t have anything without your health!” I’ll miss Jack, but I am happy to report that he has found love with Dale from Top Chef, will appear in the new Sex in the City movie and is currently writing a memoir. Not too shabby!

Just because I work for TV Guide, doesn’t mean I am an all mighty know-it-all. I hear what you hear. I knew Jack would be departing early. I had no idea Chris March would return. As I dried my eyes and waited for commercials, I heard Tim Gunn’s magic words, “I have another surprise for you…” And that’s when I knew. I was thrilled. As many of you know, Chris has been my favorite from the beginning. I am so happy to have him back! However, I was disappointed with his outfit. I know he was thrown into the challenge with limited time, but I wanted him to wow the judges. I wanted Chris to prove that he deserved his second chance.

I was also disappointed with Steven. His wit and charm have made him a favorite as well. I agree, a wedding dress of white polyester/acetate fabric would be daunting for anyone. However, his lack of creativity threw me. He had an entire gown to work with; a major faux pas of sleeves, beads, lace and sequins to spare. I don’t think black was a horrible choice. It was how he used his materials that made his outfit look drab. He could have used the black material for a simple strapless gown and added white beading in the center to offset the color. When a person wants to draw attention to a particular area of their body they should highlight that area with accessories or color. The models wanted to show off their new figures. A touch of beading in the upper waist would have done so; especially if the beads were more opal and iridescent rather than white.

Kevin turned his model, Elyse, into a MILF (I apologize. I am part of the American Pie generation). Christian made his bored-black model, Kerry, into a rock star.

The decision: The judges turned hypocritical. Surprise, surprise. The challenge was to use the provided fabric (with an extra $10 lift) to make an everyday outfit. Jillian made a beautiful dress and Steven made a Sister Act costume. Both designers barely used the materials they had originally started with. Jillian should not have been up there in the end. She should have rated safe and that’s that. Yes, her dress was great, but she did not follow the challenge.

Elisa followed the challenge and no matter how unique she may be, I like her. Her model, Tracy, repeatedly said she loved her new outfit. Even if she lied, Elisa’s only concern was Tracy’s happiness. I don’t think the final outfit was Elisa's style at all. The draping and layering is nothing like her attire, but it was ugly. Even on someone my height (I’m 5’10”) would look choppy, layered and stout. Sadly, Steven had to go. The minute he saw the wedding dress he lost. He buckled. His lack of creativity and confidence was his downfall. I don’t think he really tried until it was too late. At that point he had Kevin and Victorya (The designers are so helpful and nice this season!) helping him.

I would have been happy with Kevin or Christian as a win. Both did a wonderful job. I know Kevin was disappointed, but of all the challenges this was Christian’s to take. Tim Gunn’s first response, “So Christian, how fierce is it?” Hahaha. That outfit could have been hanging in anyone’s closet. He made an over-sized, boring black shirt and jeans into a polished, pleated look that could have been sold at Saks. Bravo!

My final thought: Did you all notice Jack’s outfit before he left? If it had fit his model well, he would have made the top three. And if you haven’t read his interview yet, here is a little tease: "Memoirs of a Gaysha”. It’s a classic!

Episode 4

Fierce is the new hot.

I actually said, “That’s fierce!” to my 84 year old grandmother last night. She had no idea what I was saying, but she went with it, because well, she’s fierce!

The Challenge: Brilliant. Although it was another team challenge, it let each designer individually shine with a stitch of drama. If I had been sitting there when it came time to pick a captain I would have fell silent and refused eye contact. You know, like in school when the teacher asks about a homework question you “forgot” to do, so you stared down at your blank notebook paper hoping your name wouldn't get called.

Each group had two days with a $225 budget. The designers easily formed groups after picking outdated trends; which will all appear again in our lifetime, because much to my dismay, tights are “in”. I’m sorry, but only certain people can pull the look off without looking like an eight year old on Easter. Anyway, the challenge required each team of three to create a relevant and cohesive collection. The former fashion trends were equally hilarious and hideous, but my favorite was the overalls. I despise overalls. My personal law for overall-wearing: painting or pregnant. I’m not pregnant and I don’t paint.

There was also fringe, cut-outs, dancewear, shoulder pads and many more forgettable fashion-whys. Jack chose pleather or “Britney Spears on crack.” Silly Jack, Britney is on crack! TMZ never lies. Right?

The Designers: It has taken me four episodes to realize SNL alum Chris Katan has been with us every stitch of the way. It wasn’t until Christian did a twirl dance with his fabric and huge smile that I knew – MANGO! He's so fierce. Steven’s sarcasm and Tim Gunn impression had me laughing out loud throughout the episode. Bruce Fretts gave America's Next Top Model a "jeer' compared to PR, because PR not only has the talent, it also has the personality. Each designer is established and knows who they are. It’s been four weeks and they are all finally coming out of their “kits”. PR knows how to make it work!

The team captains were Chris, Ricky (He was Bill, Victorya was Hilary – you get it.), Christian and Jillian. I didn’t know how to react to Chris being captain. As many of you readers know, he was my favorite. However, I knew this challenge would make him or break him. He has a tremendous amount of talent, but I feared his costume design experience would overshadow the “reinvention” of shoulder pads. Jillian, who did some early morning painting, chose overalls. The moment she grabbed that photo I knew she had it. Not only was she determined to prove her talent as a designer; she also had to defend her personal style.

Jillian’s team was perfection. I knew Kevin would finish on time. Jillian was nervous, but she didn’t use catty antics to get him to go faster. She simply implied that he needed to get it done. Also, she and Rami were wonderful. My good friend/roommate in college was very Conservative, whereas I was the opposite. We always said, “Agree to disagree?” When you can’t change the past or opinions of others, there is no need to argue. You have to agree to disagree and move on. The problem is resolved and both sides keep their dignity.

If Victorya wanted to be captain, she should have said it. However, she’s smart and knew to keep her mouth shut. She was on a team with Ricky and Elisa (a sweetheart all around). Both have been in the bottom for previous challenges. Why put herself in jeopardy as captain? It’s a competition, being manipulative is crucial. Ricky took the crown and ultimately the fall.

The Decision: Ugh, I was so bummed when Heidi replied (for a third time in four episodes) “Ricky you’re in”. Its official, Ricky is the “Vincent” of this season. He has hung by a thread for three out of the four challenges. Simone, Carmen and Chris didn’t get to show their true talent, whereas Ricky has had plenty of opportunity. I didn’t care for Chris’ jacket, but they adored Christian’s design in episode one, so I thought maybe they’d let Chris stay. I was wrong.

I was also wrong about overalls. They are only hideous 99.9% of the time. Jillian’s team did a fantastic job! Christian’s also did very well, but I couldn’t help to notice the lack of pleather. Jack was supposed to reinvent pleather and yet, I didn’t see it anywhere on his model. I actually thought all the collections were relevant and cohesive, but Chris’ team was boring and Ricky’s looked cheap. In the end, it costs a lot of money to look cheap and some are willing to pay that price to stand out.

We'll miss you Chris!

Episode 3

I apologize for the delay. I originally created this blog for fun and then was asked to make it the official PR blog. Although, there are "rules" for blogging, this is voluntary, so please forgive me, but it will not always make it up in a timely manner. I promise to do my best, but I was very busy last week.

The guest: Tiki Barber. There were two wonderfully, diverse reactions to Mr. Barber. First we had Kevin’s eyes pop out of their sockets and his jaw hit the floor; then we had Steven say, “…I don’t really know much about football, except that it’s probably the only time on television when spandex is acceptable.” There was also my reaction: WTF?

Menswear is an extremely difficult challenge, especially for our “budding” designers who primarily work with women’s fashion. I applaud the challenge, because although females are stereotyped as the fashion guru gender; it’s stubborn to think men lack an opinion when it comes to what they wear. However, I wasn’t impressed. Tiki is a beautiful man with immense talent on and off the field, but a guest on Project Runway? I really hope the show doesn't turn into last year's American Idol with guest stars each week. I assume Mrs. Ginny Barber is a huge PR fan and Mr. Barber a Today Show correspondent for NBC. Bravo, PR’s home, is owned by NBC Universal.

Connections! Connections!

The designers: First, let me climb up on my hand-made pedestal of books and Steve Madden shoe boxes to tell you how I would have arranged this challenge. In fact, we’ll give episode two and three a "Marvelous Marsella Makeover". The Sarah Jessica Parker episode should have been a one person challenge. Each designer would have had a fair advantage to sketch, sew and show their Bitten envision. This Tiki challenge would have been episode four when 12 designers remain. Tiki and his wife would have met with each designer and picked four team captains; those captains would choose their best “sewingbacks” and let the game begin! What do you all think? I would never rule out this challenge, because I like my men clothed (for the most part) and Tiki is nice to look at. However, even the final judges’ decision proved that a three-piece Today Show outfit was too complicated and time consuming for one person.

The bottom three were obvious from the beginning. Carmen and Sweet P fell apart, and Ricky was too ambitious. There was drama between Carmen and Ricky at the sewing machines, but I didn’t really understand it. It seemed so pointless and small – however, it did get me extra points in my Fantasy Project Runway “League”! Whaaaaaat?!?! I’ll explain later, because I know you are all freaking out to join now!

The decision: Maybe Carmen's serenade to Ricky resulted in a bad case of karma; then again, her model was half naked. She's out.

I thought Jillian did a fantastic job. She made a four-piece, well sewn and executed outfit! When she was simply announced as “safe” with the rest, I did a double take. I really like Kevin, Kit and Jack, but the judges nit-picked at Kevin and Jack’s. If anything, I thought Kit would win. Her outfit wasn’t my favorite, but she was right about colors and textures on camera. The girl knows her stuff. It was very casual, but no one made any negative remarks about it. Jack, who won, did a great job, but it was only two pieces – which proved the challenge hypocritical (it was supposed to be a three-piece product). Kevin’s entire look was awesome. He defined the objective: Project Runway is about designing clothes.

So although, I disagree with the judges’ decision, its common knowledge that female runway models do not hold a high percentage of the world’s population - or body mass – so a challenge that doesn’t involve dresses and skirts is a nice change. I think Jillian should have won and Jack, although he did well, should not have been in the top three at all. Ultimately, I think it was Tiki’s choice and rightfully so.


Okay, okay, Fantasy Project Runway. I’ll admit I’ve always wanted to do the football version, even though my knowledge of sports is right up there with Steven’s football and spandex, but it always intrigued me to hear my football-fan friends and brothers talk about it. Now, we can pick our favorites, watch them play and win a Tim Gunn bobble head!!! Hahaha, so click here and sign up. It’s easy and fun!

Also, when people leave comments, if you like any of the clothes/designs and have been searching the web for similar looks, please let me know. I’d be happy to help. In fact, I’d enjoy it. That’s how sick in the head I am when it comes to clothes and shopping… and why I’m poor.

The guest: Sarah Jessica Parker as a guest on anything is an amazing feat. The designers were speechless, but it was my favorite costume designer, Chris Martin, who described just how amazing it was when he nervously met with the lovely actress and teared-up during a “confession” that she was the reason he moved to New York City to pursue his dream. Carrie Bradshaw will do that to ya!

SJP recently launched her own clothing line: Bitten. The challenge was to design a two-piece outfit for SJP’s fall-winter collection. Bitten is noted as affordable and defined by its’ every type of woman appeal. The designers sketched and met with the fashion-famed Sex and the City star. She then chose seven designers she felt captures the true essence and design of her line and those seven picked partners. The real challenge: the entire outfit had to retail at just $40! The paired teams were given fifteen dollars for fabric and materials.

The designers: Everyone sketched beautifully. Even with quick camera glances the details were visible. I like that all the designers are experienced. It’s the fourth season of the show and each designer needs to be on top of their game if they want to impress the judges, viewers and Sarah Jessica Parker.

I noticed SJP didn’t choose any of the high-waisted skirt sketches. All of those outfits looked fabulous on paper, but they would never fit the “everyday woman”. Not everyone can go to a store and slip into a ruffled blouse and pencil skirt. Instead she chose the sketches that could flatter any figure. She was so polite and assertive with each designer and recovered nicely when Kevin didn’t notice her attempt at a handshake. I was happy with the designers she chose, but I did want Chris Martin over Elisa.

This has always been the perfect second challenge. Everyone gets along in the beginning, but sometimes the designers don’t want to play nice and the claws come out. I thought all the teams worked well together and even Sweet P kept her best composure during Elisa’s natural-hippie-sew ways. Kindergarteners are scolding for spitting, so of course, Sweet P freaked when Elisa “marked” her fabric with saliva. Ew.

I could tell Christian’s design wasn’t going to go over as well as he knew – not thought or hoped – knew. Tim Gunn tried to point out that the jacket was a little over the top, but it wasn’t even the jacket that gave me doubts. The dress was too slim and the combined look with the jacket wasn’t pretty. I didn’t even think it looked good on the model. I thought Marion and Steven did a good job, but once the model walked down the runway it began to fall apart. The shawl-like top looked very hippie-retro, which I love, but the fabric didn’t hold. My favorite was Ricky and Jack’s dress with the belt, but it seemed to spring-summer, rather than fall-winter. I was shocked that Elisa’s design turned out so well, but it was not something I would buy. In fact, I’m not a huge fan of the Bitten line.

The judges: In the past season, Nina has always been the brutal, honest judge and rightfully so. This season the judges aren't holding back. They chose established designers this season and their expectations are high. Kit, Chris, Rami, Jillian, Ricky and Kevin were safe. All of their designs looked great. Kit and Ricky’s designs were very chic and well-made. I would have bought Ricky and Kevin’s dress in a second and I actually liked the black/brown combination for Kit and Chris’ French-influenced outfit. I’m sure Rami and Jillian missed making the top two designs by a stitch. Their two-piece outfit is not something I would buy, but it was what SJP was looking for.

The decision: The judges’ reaction when Sweet Pea discussed Elisa’s “spitting” ways was hilarious. All the judges were in shock, but Heidi was utterly disgusted. I think it definitely hurt their chances of winning the challenge once the judges deliberated. I thought Victorya’s design came out beautifully. The vest was adorable and the entire outfit looked like it was already in the fall-winter Bitten collection. I thought Marion’s could have been a front runner if the fabric wasn’t so drab. I hated to see him go, especially after Christian’s diva moment. I think he’s funny and knows what he is doing, but he needs to take a few steps down from his sewing pedestal. Three of the most highly respected people in fashion sit in front of you with criticism and instead of taking the negative and turning it into positive he snaps with, “I just want to hear want Sara Jessica has to say.” I wanted to slap him. Thankfully, SJP did her best to bring Christian to reality by telling him the design was “more severe in person”. She didn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings, but she wasn’t going to lie to make Queen Christian feel better. The jacket was awful. It looked like something Paula Abdul would wear in her “Straight Up” video. Some clothes need to be left in their decade and only brought out at Halloween. If I decide to have an 80’s party and dress like Prince, I’ll call diva-wannabe Christian.

On another note... Why ask Carmen and Steven to choose who should be out? Of course the designer goes. I felt so bad for Carmen. She obviously enjoyed working with Christian and they both believed they did a great job. It broke my heart to watch her breakdown. It’s pointless to put each designer in that position. If it were me, I’d be glad not to have my design chosen. All of the picked partners knew they would be “in” no matter what. For example, last season there was a challenge to design for Macy’s clothing line Inc. Only four leaders, out of 12, were chosen. This brought the competition down to just those chosen four. The other eight were safe no matter what they did.

However, I agreed with the judges again. I liked Marion, but someone had to go.


Check out TVG's interview with last week's "out" designer Simone, here.

Also, for Sarah Jessica Parker's clothing line Bitten please visit the Steve and Barry's website.

Alright, this is my fun blog. I am giving myself the "go ahead" for any grammar or spelling mishaps, because frankly, I don't care. I love Project Runway and I want to speak freely about it each week without writer's stress. So, let's talk Project Runway!

The judges... Heidi Klum is fabulous. Her voice can get under my skin, but her appearance and honesty is so sophisticated. Nina says what I am thinking every week! It’s as if the woman lives in my mind. Tim Gunn is the definition of exquisite. That man is one-of-a-kind. We (me, my friends and maybe you) all love to watch William Sledd-fashion youtube videos, but no one compares to Gunn's patient, accurate and flawless advice to the designers. Heidi is so lucky! He is every woman’s dream-best-friend. I'm lucky to have a brother, cousin and best friend just like him. What can I say? They love me. I was blessed.

The designers… my favorite is Chris Martin. I know it may be too early to judge, but last year I picked Michael Knight in the previews! So, I’m going to keep my eye out on the elaborate costume designer. I felt so bad for him when they were running to the tents! Somehow he still managed to snag exactly what he wanted  I also love Kit “Pistol”. Her dress was so edgy, chic and well sewn. I couldn’t believe it didn’t make it in the top three! The same goes for Kevin (the straight man in the competition) and Carmen (the former model). I loved them all! Christian’s design was too much for me, but it could have graced any runway in Europe. He’s already a bit arrogant (and a celebrity in his own mind, haha, I loved that), but he needs that level of confidence with the designers he’s up against. I just hope it doesn’t become his ultimate downfall. Also, Steven, he seemed too sweet for words. It’s early to say, but I think he may be the wallflower of the competition. He’ll stand in the background with his adorable squinty-eyed smile, but eventually he’ll be in the front row raising his hand full of fabric and style for all to see!

The decision... I was so happy to hear "Ricky, you are In." I sighed in relief! He needs to bring his game though. Elisa is extremely unique. Did you all see Tim Gunn’s facial expression as she “grass stained” the fabric outside the tents? Wow. However, her vision, and lengthy explanation, was very intriguing. The blue fabric was cut and sewn beautifully (from one piece of fabric which is very difficult), but the execution of the "waterfall" tail was horrible. If she has gone with her intuition - as Michael Kors advised all designers should do - (and chosen better shoes, the boots were hideous with that dress) the dress could have been lovely. I felt awful Simone had to go, but the colors, design and handiwork were not nearly up to par.

So, what does everyone else think? I hope people get to read this and comment. I adore this show. It is the only competitive-reality show I really care about and I’d love to hear everyone’s thoughts. It’s a great show to blog and talk about, because no one can be wrong. It’s all based on our own significant style and opinions.

Make it work!