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What Not to Wear: Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-dot Bikini
Who ARE THESE PEOPLE WHO CAN WEAR ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY INKY DINKY BIKINI BATHING SUITS?? I WANT TO KNOW. I just hate them. But then, I smirk, knowing that they won't always be able to wear them. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Just wait until their arms go flabby and drag far below the elbow. Waving in the wind.
And then there's a kind of sad fat-band(even if you are a twig) that just sort of creeps around the ole mid-section. A poochy thing that buckles up when you sit down...it's just soooo lovely.
And then.............someday their butt will fall. You can count on it. One day they will be walking along in their cute little g-string bikini bottoms and something will start kicking them on the back of their ankels. Bet it's their butt!!
Bwahahahah.
It just isn't fair.
I want REVENGE.
Getting older is just not what I thought it would be - not by a long shot!!!
Go ahead and brag if you wear one. I can take it. Maybe
Just be gentle.
xoxo, Zia
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Jul 5, 2008 4:34 AM
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I WANT TO KNOW. I just hate them. But then, I smirk, knowing that they won't always be able to wear them. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
You may want to switch to decaf....*backs out of blog**
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Jul 5, 2008 10:49 AM
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Do not where this... please!
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Jul 5, 2008 11:55 AM
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OMG Cindy!!! I seriously need to beat that image out of my computer!!!
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Jul 5, 2008 12:02 PM
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Damn! That is just wrong on so many levels
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Jul 5, 2008 12:06 PM
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Thanks for dropping by y'all. Phil, so it's the caffeine......and maybe the sugar I put into my coffee? Ah, that explains soooooo many things.
Cindy.....ooooo......I shall now need therapy to get that image out of my head. That picture is how I feel when I am standing in my cute but ONE PIECE standing next to a teeny bopper in a barely there bikini.
Molly.......bring that bat over here when you're done.
xoxo, Zia
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Jul 5, 2008 12:30 PM
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Hi! Just had to post with my wife, Zia (with her permission). She loves you guys! And by the way, I think (know) she looks great!! Keep up the great blogging, light those lights, and listen to more Elvis! Chuck
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Jul 5, 2008 12:33 PM
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Hey Chuck, nice to meet you!!! I believe that Zia told me we share the same b-day!!!
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Jul 5, 2008 12:39 PM
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It is true that some ladies should NOT wear bikinis. The ones that can, should!!!
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Jul 5, 2008 12:51 PM
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Hi ya Chuck. We love Zia too. Do you share? 
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Jul 5, 2008 12:53 PM
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Mollymac, thanks for the welcome!! November 21st is the date. (Eric's is January 4th.) We're supposed to be on a cusp, but I fell off of mine years ago and landed next to Zia who assured me that it didn't matter. We still haven't come down yet, and the view is great. She is a beautiful person and really gets a kick out of you and the others here. You guys lift her up and make her feel important. Thanks for all you do. Chuck
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Jul 5, 2008 12:54 PM
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It is true that some ladies should NOT wear bikinis. The ones that can, should!!!
Whatever do you mean John?
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Jul 5, 2008 12:55 PM
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Do you Sonny?
Chuck
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Jul 5, 2008 12:57 PM
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Thats just wrong Philly.
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Jul 5, 2008 12:57 PM
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John, get it......Sonny and Cher?
He is so corny I will probably have to have therapy at some point.
xoxox, Zia
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Jul 5, 2008 12:58 PM
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