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Tori Spelling, Ordained Minister?! Heaven Help Us

Tori Spelling by Lester Cohen/WireImage.com

Donna Martin officiates!

Tori Spelling reveals on her MySpace page that she is now a card-carrying member of the clergy. "I am now officially ordained. Yep, that's right... Reverend Tori Spelling!" she writes. "I did it last week online, and my official certificate is in the mail. I am so proud." As, undoubtedly, is the aforementioned online ministry.

Tori's first order of business? Shannen Doherty, exorcism.

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Posted by

Matt Webb Mitovich

Jul 10, 2007 10:04 AM

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Wow! That sounds so much better than when she was calling herself an actress.
Posted by wycked Jul 10, 2007 10:12 AM Report Abuse

Snort! Good call, Wycked1.
Posted by Katcon Jul 10, 2007 10:18 AM Report Abuse

Donna Martin officiates! Matt, sometimes the softballs are just lobbed up there for you to smack out of the park, but kudos for the laugh anyway.
Posted by Great8 Jul 10, 2007 11:11 AM Report Abuse

Way to go Tori. You sent in a check for $50 and now you are ordained. Nice effort.
Posted by achyfakey Jul 10, 2007 12:01 PM Report Abuse

Didn't someone say to her years ago that 'They now pronouce her yesterday's news?!" (but she does fit in that "too-much-fun-too-resist" catagory...)
Posted by Mr. Furley Jul 10, 2007 1:24 PM Report Abuse

SO will she be able to officiate at her inevitable next 4 or 5 weddings? "...I am so proud". Really? Proud of something that anybody with a computer and a credit card number can do? I guess by her standards this is a major accomplishment as it's the first "job" she's gotten without her father's direct help.
Posted by Buffy Freak Jul 10, 2007 3:29 PM Report Abuse

ZING!
Posted by bigstar Jul 10, 2007 3:33 PM Report Abuse

I don't think you can marry yourself - man that sounds strange, but it is what I mean. Yes, these certificates of Ordination are for sale or the low, low price of an online questionaire and $24.99. Go to www.suckers.org.
Posted by CinderAngelkc Jul 10, 2007 4:25 PM Report Abuse

Buffy Freak: I'm pretty sure (please, oh please let it be) that she is "proud" in a tongue-in-cheek way. Much the same as if you or I lost our mind one night and decided to drop $50 down the toilet and the next day said to our friends, "you may now call me Rev. curluplw". And then they would mock us. Mercilessly. As they should. $;\$
Posted by curluplw Jul 10, 2007 5:01 PM Report Abuse

Tori looks like a hooker who got some big tips in her g-string thong and then the bitch got all crazy with the plastic surgery. DAMN SHE LOOK UGLY AND FAKE
Posted by Dare2BFabulous Jul 11, 2007 2:40 AM Report Abuse

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