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Tori Spelling, Ordained Minister?! Heaven Help Us

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Tori Spelling by Lester Cohen/WireImage.com
Donna Martin officiates!

Tori Spelling reveals on her MySpace page that she is now a card-carrying member of the clergy. "I am now officially ordained. Yep, that's right... Reverend Tori Spelling!" she writes. "I did it last week online, and my official certificate is in the mail. I am so proud." As, undoubtedly, is the aforementioned online ministry.

Tori's first order of business? Shannen Doherty, exorcism.


Posted by Matt Webb Mitovich
Jul 10, 2007 10:04 AM
Wow! That sounds so much better than when she was calling herself an actress.
Posted by wycked
Jul 10, 2007 10:12 AM
Snort! Good call, Wycked1.
Posted by Katcon
Jul 10, 2007 10:18 AM
Donna Martin officiates! Matt, sometimes the softballs are just lobbed up there for you to smack out of the park, but kudos for the laugh anyway. :-D
Posted by Great8
Jul 10, 2007 11:11 AM
Way to go Tori. You sent in a check for $50 and now you are ordained. Nice effort.
Posted by achyfakey
Jul 10, 2007 12:01 PM
Didn't someone say to her years ago that 'They now pronouce her yesterday's news?!" (but she does fit in that "too-much-fun-too-resist" catagory...)
Posted by Mr. Furley
Jul 10, 2007 1:24 PM
SO will she be able to officiate at her inevitable next 4 or 5 weddings?

"...I am so proud".

Really? Proud of something that anybody with a computer and a credit card number can do? I guess by her standards this is a major accomplishment as it's the first "job" she's gotten without her father's direct help.
Posted by Buffy Freak
Jul 10, 2007 3:29 PM
ZING!
Posted by bigstar
Jul 10, 2007 3:33 PM
I don't think you can marry yourself - man that sounds strange, but it is what I mean.

Yes, these certificates of Ordination are for sale or the low, low price of an online questionaire and $24.99. Go to www.suckers.org.
Posted by CinderAngelkc
Jul 10, 2007 4:25 PM
Buffy Freak: I'm pretty sure (please, oh please let it be) that she is "proud" in a tongue-in-cheek way. Much the same as if you or I lost our mind one night and decided to drop $50 down the toilet and the next day said to our friends, "you may now call me Rev. curluplw". And then they would mock us. Mercilessly. As they should.;\
Posted by curluplw
Jul 10, 2007 5:01 PM
Tori looks like a hooker who got some big tips in her g-string thong and then the bitch got all crazy with the plastic surgery. DAMN SHE LOOK UGLY AND FAKE
Posted by Dare2BFabulous
Jul 11, 2007 2:40 AM
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