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Pierce Brosnan Boards Thomas the Tank Engine

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Pierce Brosnan by John Shearer/WireImage.com
It was a magical day on the island of Sodor when Sir Topham Hatt addressed Thomas and the other useful engines.

"Everyone, I have news! Following in the footsteps of George Carlin, Ringo Starr and Alec Baldwin.... "

"Piggy-pig-pig!" peeped James, making the Troublesome Trucks giggle.

"Enough outta you," Sir Topham Hatt barked. "Now, where was I? Oh yes. I just read in the Hollywood Reporter that Pierce Brosnan will be the new narrator for the Thomas & Friends TV and DVD series starting with the fall release The Great Discovery."

"Well, bust my boiler!" scoffed Thomas. "He's certainly no George Lazenby."


Posted by Matt Webb Mitovich
Jul 19, 2007 11:29 AM
OK, Matt, how many kids do you have? Beacuase there is no way you could do that so well without them. Very funny.
Posted by crazyabouttv
Jul 19, 2007 2:01 PM
Matt, that was beautiful...I'm weeping...
I'm glad I didn't just glance over this one, like I had intended. As soon as I saw Sir Topham Hatt, you had me....Whew. Fantastic.
Posted by Bacoby13
Jul 19, 2007 3:43 PM
I think that was my favorite thing I've read all week! You are a brilliant man, Matt Webb Mitovich. :^O
Posted by uno_goddess
Jul 19, 2007 3:50 PM
Absolutely. Brilliant. :^O
Posted by ladiosa361
Jul 19, 2007 4:12 PM
Thank you. I'm glad you all smiled as much reading it as I did writing it!

Did I mention the twins just conned a Diesel 10 and a Byron out of Grandma? Grrr.....
Posted by Matt Webb Mitovich
Jul 19, 2007 4:47 PM
My son outgrew Thomas the Tank Engine some years ago, but that doesn't mean that I can't watch, does it? I watched Oswald and Bob the Builder while they were at school. Well, until Nickelodeon took Oswald off the air, and Greg Proops took over as the voice of Bob. It just felt wrong watching the show with the image of Proops' usually-ribald improv from Whose Line.
Posted by monkey65
Jul 19, 2007 6:15 PM
With those twins, I just KNEW you'd have something to say about this. You make me laugh out loud every day!

I totally cop to using bribery on my kids from time to time. Thomas trains (40% off coupons at AC Moore, people) were very motivating!
Posted by dearsally
Jul 19, 2007 11:03 PM
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