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Paris Keeping Dates with Dave, Regis; Governator Vows No Special Treatment
Though she would appear to be bound for the clink, Paris Hilton (in tandem with reality sidekick Nicole Richie) thus far is still on the books to take their Simple Life-pimping tour to Letterman (on June 6) and Regis & Kelly (the morning after). Still, the New York Daily News hears, insiders at each talker won't be surprised if the stop-bys were scrapped, should justice actually be served.
Speaking of that fickle lady (justice, not Paris), a spokesperson for Governor Schwarzenegger — who reportedly has been beseeched to intervene on this country-crippling case and pardon the celebunot — tells the News that Grandpa W. Barron Hilton's campaign contributions over the years (totaling some $59,600) will not factor into any potential action. Besides, the flack notes, "There are legal remedies for [Paris] to pursue before the governor would get involved." (As opposed to the over-the-counter remedies she may be more familiar with.)
Should Paris serve time? Vote here.
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May 10, 2007 10:00 AM
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She broke the law - she should serve the time.
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May 10, 2007 7:15 PM
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Hey Tazjt--couldn't have put it better myself!!
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May 10, 2007 7:56 PM
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If there's anything positive that has come from this waste of space of a story, it's that we have finally seen how universally disliked Paris Hilton (and hopefully, her ilk) is. The fact that 97% in the tvguide.com poll thinks she should serve her time warms the cockles of my heart. Frankly, I had begun to think my cockles were in the midst of an ice age.
If anybody wants me, I'll be toasting marshmallows on my cockles.
(Too far? Yeah, too far.)
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May 11, 2007 2:18 AM
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Waaay far, waaaaaaaaaaay far.
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May 11, 2007 3:00 AM
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