Paris Hilton's 4th of July Tip: Don't Drink and Drive!

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Refreshed and relaxed by her quick jaunt to Hawaii — where, says the New York Post, she had trouble finding a top-tier hotel willing to open its doors to her and her paparazzi friends — Paris Hilton took keyboard in hand and updated her MySpace page with the following holiday message to fans: "Happy 4th of July, everyone, and remember to be responsible and have a designated driver! Just looking out for you all. I love you and have an amazing summer!"

I would imagine that Hilton's previous MySpace pearls of wisdom included:

• "Don't go to second base on the first date!"

• "Rethink that remake of a 50-year-old horror movie!"

• "Packing a bowl with some hash? Beware of video cameras!!"

and

• "Club-hopping while commando is a big no-no!"

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Matt Webb Mitovich

Jul 4, 2007 9:24 AM

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I was just about to drink and drive but then this worthless piece of trash said not to, so I guess I won't.
Posted by WiredLulu Jul 4, 2007 1:29 PM Report Abuse

Jesus Christ, why can't she just go away.
Posted by Scorned1 Jul 4, 2007 1:56 PM Report Abuse

I hope this time she practices what she preaches.
Posted by lizzybelle Jul 4, 2007 2:35 PM Report Abuse

I'm with lizzybelle, she needs to practice what she preaches. Better yet, she just needs to go away!
Posted by TrishTheDish Jul 4, 2007 2:59 PM Report Abuse

No more Paris talk for a while, please. Matt, I love your blog and I hope you go on the TV Guide Podcast again, you have a lot of fans in the comments section. Please rescue that podcast! We need a Dan 2.0
Posted by Cee Rubin Jul 4, 2007 3:24 PM Report Abuse

Wait a minute!!! Packing a bowl with hash? You mean she's done drugs? Could it be? Someone Lying to Larry King? (for those who missed-she denied EVER doing drugs to LK) Parish the thought!!!
Posted by Mr. Furley Jul 4, 2007 3:29 PM Report Abuse

If she posted this on her MySpace then she did it for her fans. I am not one, but I see daily how stuff Rosie puts on her blog are taken by the media to use for their own purposes. I gotta say I think instead of saying different people need to "go away" we should instead practice self-discipline. If there is someone that we are tired of reading about then we should not click on that link.
Posted by felinefan55 Jul 4, 2007 6:23 PM Report Abuse

Oh on another note, when and why did Daniel Manu leave? I notice the other day that his "Seeing is believing" blog was gone.
Posted by felinefan55 Jul 4, 2007 6:24 PM Report Abuse

Felinefan - Dan moved on to greener pastures. I don't remember where. And we can all start to put the great Paris fiasco behind us by ...... not reading or posting anything about her!
Posted by tazzy Jul 4, 2007 8:01 PM Report Abuse

Honestly, seeing this spoiled heffer's host of problems and inane ramblings make me feel like the flying nun. It's laughable. It's cheap and tawdry, just like she is... and I say, keep it coming. Report every little thing she does. No one asked her to push herself into the spotlight for absolutely nothing, so let's make her wish she stayed home. Report every little breath she takes. She deserves it. And I love laughing at her truly pathetic existence... She'll never be anything else but amusement to me.

Posted by Daesey

Jul 5, 2007 10:21 AM

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