Justin and Cameron Confirm SexyBreakup

Justin Timberlake — who is said to now be canoodling with Scarlett Johansson, but we're OK with that — and Cameron Diaz have officially confirmed the dissolution of their long-running romance. "We have, in fact, ended our romantic relationship, and have done so mutually and as friends, with continued love and respect for one another," Diaz and Mr. "I Obviously Have Male-pattern Baldness Issues" say in a joint statement released Thursday.

Note my full head of thick, lush hair in photo above. Almost a mane, really. And I almost hardly ever refer to people as, "Yo." Don't do the silly skinny-tie thing, either. But it's all OK, really.

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Matt Webb Mitovich

Jan 12, 2007 10:23 AM

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You crack me up!
Posted by cpreynolds Jan 12, 2007 10:43 AM Report Abuse

Mr. I Obviously Have Male-pattern Baldness Matt, ouch! You're cracking me up! Not every man can be devastatingly handsome and have a full head of hair like you. When Justin brings the "sexy" back, tell him to hand it over because it belongs to you!
Posted by Kailess Jan 12, 2007 11:17 AM Report Abuse

Justin Timberlake — who is said to now be canoodling with Scarlett Johansson, but we're OK with that Matt, my wooley headed friend, how can you say that? Not our Scarlett! Nooooooo!!!!!!! That icky hand that shook the world (and Janet too) at the Superbowl now all over her beautiful alabaster skin? Crap, I didn't really want to taste my breakfast all over again.
Posted by bmp956 Jan 12, 2007 11:52 AM Report Abuse

'Tis (apparently) true, my friend, bmp956. She appeared in his upcoming music video, and the rest, they say, is loins-fueled history.
Posted by Matt Webb Mitovich Jan 12, 2007 12:13 PM Report Abuse

And here I was hoping that Justin was now available and free to save Britney from herself. That would have been fodder for many an entertainment news story. But alas, we have to hear about the JusT and ScarJo pairing for the forseeable future. Hopefully ScarJo will come to her senses soon enough... ">
Posted by RachelScribbles Jan 12, 2007 12:51 PM Report Abuse

Matt - Don't make me call your wife! $;\$
Posted by sapphiremoon Jan 12, 2007 12:56 PM Report Abuse

Oh God! Another "I don't care" breakup in Plasticwood. That song....(ugh)are their any other words to it or possible a different beat? At least it could have more that 6 chords in the "music". Maybe Scarlett will wise up sooner and realise that Justin...is Just-gross! However Matt, nothing wrong with having a full head of hair...YO!
Posted by buffybot Jan 12, 2007 2:16 PM Report Abuse

Matt, I couldn't hum one note of Justin Timberlake's music or explain to a Martian why he's got a segment of our female earthling population all agog. And, yes you are devastating with your full mop of hair. But please don't go all Michael Ausiello on us. We love you for your devastating wit.
Posted by Marci Jan 12, 2007 4:20 PM Report Abuse

Oh please... Justin Timberlake is dreamy. He may not have truly brought sexy back since it never really left in the first place - but JT is foine!

Oh - and big ups to guys with good hair. I have quite the mane myself and it's quite nice to run into old high school friends who look like Terry Bradshaw now.

And to whoever said Justin should rescue Britney... shut up!! That trash had the entire world in the palm of her hand and she absolutely squandered it. She deserves Kevin Federline and all the crap that goes with him.

Posted by Addyboo

Jan 12, 2007 7:17 PM

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Addyboo, you need to learn to recognize sarcasm when you read it.
Posted by RachelScribbles Jan 15, 2007 12:10 PM Report Abuse

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