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Jessica Simpson Suffers from Blonde Limbo

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Jessica Simpson on location for Blonde Ambition by Kevin Mazur/WireImage.com
Blonde Ambition, the Private Benjamin/Working Girl-esque comedy that Jessica Simpson pimped at this year's Cannes Film Festival, has had its premiere pushed back to the 32nd of whenever. A source tells the New York Daily News that the original release date was August 3 (aka two days after my birthday; shop Amazon.com), "and then it was delayed until the last week of August. Papa Joe then intervened and said he wasn't comfortable with the level of competition from other films that month," and put the film's fate in limbo. (Fun fact! There are no major releases set for the second half of August.)

Perhaps factoring into the decision is buzz that the uncompleted Blonde is equal parts bomb and bombshell. "Jessica was not very focused on set, and flubbed her lines often," an insider tells the News. And when she wasn't gaffing, she was goofing around "on the phone with [then-beau] John Mayer or... sitting around in a warmed-up SUV" — presumably without the engine running nor in a closed space.


Posted by Matt Webb Mitovich
Jul 2, 2007 1:16 PM
"...the original release date was August 3 (aka two days after my birthday; shop Amazon.com)"

"Fun fact! There are no major releases set for the second half of August."

Funny, funny, funny -- especially the fun fact!

Sounds like this turned out to be just as bad as I suspected it would.
Posted by Chappy Quiddick
Jul 2, 2007 2:24 PM
I think we all dodged a bullet here!
Posted by duckyxdale
Jul 2, 2007 2:29 PM
(aka two days after my birthday; http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000O5NDBE/ref=nosim/?tag=tvg
uideonli02-20">shop Amazon.com)

Matt! We (heart) you, but...there are (credit card) limits
Posted by ladiosa361
Jul 2, 2007 3:08 PM
Okay - Blonde Limbo? Is that code for Bimbo?
Posted by CinderAngelkc
Jul 2, 2007 3:16 PM
Blonde Limbo? Is that code for Bimbo? - CinderAngelkc

Actually, I think "Jessica Simpson" is code for bimbo.
Posted by Chappy Quiddick
Jul 2, 2007 6:13 PM
"Jessica was not very focused on set"

Of course she wasn't focused, she was too busy thinking.


I think we all dodged a bullet here!

Nah, more like a nuclear bomb.
Posted by wycked
Jul 2, 2007 6:26 PM
Come on, now. You didn't want to hear the new theme song?

"Let the rivers run,
Is this chicken,
what I have,
or is this fish?"
Posted by Chappy Quiddick
Jul 2, 2007 8:08 PM
WHAT?!
:^O
Posted by wycked
Jul 2, 2007 8:12 PM
It's perfect!

A little of the Carly Simon original, mixed with a little nutty Jessica quote!

Don't you remember the whole Chicken of the Sea thing?

???

Oh, bother.
Posted by Chappy Quiddick
Jul 2, 2007 8:49 PM
Yes I remember that "incident".
Posted by wycked
Jul 2, 2007 9:02 PM
She's an idiot, she should just pose for Playboy already...
Posted by tvdiva
Jul 3, 2007 11:54 PM
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