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Britney Spears Is a Toxic Babysitter, Says Poll
Britney Spears by John Sciulli/WireImage.com
Some of the findings of a "pop culture" poll conducted of nearly 5,000 people by Parade.com:
• Britney Spears is your nightmare babysitter, with 77 percent dreading the thought of the pop tart minding their own tots. Conversely, Katie Holmes and Reese Witherspoon are deemed supermoms.
• Britney's rep is the most tarnished (says 40 percent of respondents), with Lindsay, Rosie and Paris tying for second.
• Jennifer Aniston (yeah?) and Jessica Alba (oh yeah!) boast the best bikini bodies, while Matthew McConaughey wields the washboardiest abs.
• Alec Baldwin's voice-mail to his daughter is deemed the most shocking caught-on-tape moment. David Hasselhoff's hamburger humiliation placed second.
• McConaughey and George Clooney are the most eligible bachelors, while Aniston tops the list of single-and-looking femmes.
• King of Queens is the most-missed show to recently exit the airwaves (say 26 percent of you), with The Sopranos very close behind. Gilmore Girls was in third, with 19 percent of the vote.
• Despite her recent PR black eyes, Kelly Clarkson is still your fave Idol, though Carrie Underwood is closing in.
• Lastly, and ironically, 85 percent say America is too preoccupied with celebs. Luckily, that other 15 percent doesn't mind my occasional typo or dancing aliens.
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Jul 26, 2007 1:52 PM
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Yes, we love your typos and you should love us finding them. It means we're reading your stuff. Now, the dancing aliens, on the other hand . . .
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Jul 26, 2007 2:18 PM
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I just don't understand what he has to do with mortgage rates!!!!  "> "> ">
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Jul 26, 2007 2:21 PM
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"Jennifer Aniston (yeah?) and Jessica Alba (oh yeah!) boast the best bikini bodies"
Yeah right, checkout these pics from Jessica Biel. And Matthew McConaughey? Please, seen Chris Evans lately?.
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Jul 26, 2007 2:28 PM
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Matt, I think the alien is dancing because mortgage rates are SOOO low, that he can consider buying that condo in the Upper East Side and move from that studio in Grelsplack, Mars.
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Jul 26, 2007 2:33 PM
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Can this possibly, possibly the worst ad since Amy Applebee?
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Jul 26, 2007 2:38 PM
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Lastly, and ironically, 85 percent say America is too preoccupied with celebs. Luckily, that other 15 percent doesn't mind my occasional typo or dancing aliens.
Would you rather have animated Amy Applebees back?
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Jul 26, 2007 2:40 PM
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Matt, I don't so much mind your occasional typo, it's that it eats at me like the steaming green acid that drips off that alien and makes me want to drive to the TV Guide offices and destroy things wantonly.
But it's no big deal.
p.s
why is yesterday's typo still there?
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Jul 26, 2007 2:49 PM
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Luckily, that other 15 percent doesn't mind my occasional typo or dancing aliens.
Ouch Matt, I felt that since I'm the (first) one who asked you to get rid of the alien. Let me tell you something: You are not too big of a boy for me to bend over my knee!
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Jul 26, 2007 3:00 PM
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Don't answer that! It's a trick question.
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Jul 26, 2007 3:10 PM
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Yeah, the alien is pretty creepy...
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Jul 26, 2007 4:48 PM
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King of Queens is the most-missed show to recently exit the airwaves (say 26 percent of you)...
It was at this point that I said to myself, "Oh, yeah. This poll was on Parade.com."
I just don't understand what he has to do with mortgage rates!!!! - Matt Mitovich
I think what the ad is saying is that, at current prices, I have as much chance of owning a house as I do of being taken aboard a UFO and probed. Either way, I get it up the...I'll leave it there.
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Jul 26, 2007 6:18 PM
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Jul 26, 2007 8:26 PM
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Matt, I think the alien is dancing because mortgage rates are SOOO low, that he can consider buying that condo in the Upper East Side and move from that studio in Grelsplack, Mars.
Posted by Twin7peaks
OMG, that made me just laugh out loud. Too funny. Personally, I like the dancing alien and wish I could hear the music he/it is dancing to. But since it's probably being beamed down from the mothership, I guess I'm out of luck.
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Jul 26, 2007 11:36 PM
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Um The King of Queens is the most missed show? I didn't realize so many people watched that show.
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Jul 27, 2007 1:17 PM
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