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A Supernatural Happy Birthday to Psychoactive Toad!!

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Just a little quickie Birthday Greeting for my pal PT!

I offer up this Birthday Drabble:

The Yummy Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. PsychoToady strode along the path, making for Fluffy Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Magenta Bed, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Ear.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her sultry handcuff just in time to face the firm man who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.

The man struck slowly, and PsychoToady barely raised her handcuff to meet the attack. They fought long and ardently until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, PsychoToady found herself forced to one knee, the man's handcuff pressed to her iridescent lip. "I am Deano of Fluffy Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Magenta Bed. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in a sack."

But PsychoToady had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her handcuff with a twist, overpowered Deano and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" PsychoToady said, looking down upon him.

Deano's hand shimmered like a cat stalking it's prey. "I have underestimated you, PsychoToady. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

PsychoToady's desire was enflamed. Her lip throbbed and all her thoughts were to spank Deano like a bunny. PsychoToady caressed Deano's shiny hand and he responded. They came together lustily, and their joining was as kooky as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet impala!" PsychoToady groaned and spanked Deano as eagerly as she could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," PsychoToady said. "That's where I put the Magenta Bed for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed languidly on the grass, forgetful of all but their steamy love. "We will stay together forever," Deano said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Ear never got the Magenta Bed and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.


Have a Supernaturally great day, sisterfan!!!!


Posted by raputathebuta
Nov 21, 2007 10:13 AM
Happy Birthday, Toady!!!!!!!:-x
Posted by oceantriana
Nov 21, 2007 10:22 AM
Happy birthday, T!!!!

Rap... You are twisted, sweetheart. ;)
Posted by Rod
Nov 21, 2007 10:29 AM
Happy birthday PT! Seems the emoticons were shocked out of existence after they read Raputa's blog. *evil grin*
Posted by Famin
Nov 21, 2007 10:36 AM
Have a great one, Toady!*smiley*
Posted by Coug80
Nov 21, 2007 11:24 AM
HAppy Birthday Toady!!

Rap, I just choked on my coffe...Thanks.:^O
Posted by BritishPenguin
Nov 21, 2007 12:01 PM
Happy Birthday! :-D
Nov 21, 2007 12:16 PM
all her thoughts were to spank Deano like a bunny

Wha . . . ? Oh, the mental image. Rap, great story!

Happy birthday, Toady!!!!
Posted by WhimsyWinx
Nov 21, 2007 12:23 PM
Have a happy happy birthday and a great day PT! :)
Posted by Lynn
Nov 21, 2007 12:27 PM
Happy Birthday, Toady!! :-x
Posted by metalligirl
Nov 21, 2007 1:19 PM
Happy Birthday Toady!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rap- that was an... umm.... interesting story. Are you sure you didn't have too many nurples before writing it?! OR.. maybe we need a couple of nurples before reading it. That could be it. Just teasing! ;)

Have a great day PT!

Love,
Brit
Posted by britany k
Nov 21, 2007 3:29 PM
"Ah, my sweet impala!" PsychoToady groaned and spanked Deano as eagerly as she could.

*is speechless*

SuhWEET mother of god and all that's holy! What an awesome tribute to PsychoToady!

Toady! Happy birthday, sweetheart. Kooshie's still stuck wondering exactly how many bunnies you've seen crossing your path...]<img border=">
Posted by demonkoosh
Nov 21, 2007 3:39 PM
Oh my Rap, I think this blog needs a parental advisory warning! haha.

Happy Birthday Toady!
Posted by Charissa
Nov 21, 2007 4:58 PM
Happy birthday, PT! With visions of spanking Deano bunnies dancing in your head ...

Rap, I'm afraid to ask where THAT came from, but it's definitely ... psychoactive!
Posted by Mary
Nov 21, 2007 5:30 PM
PT:

Hope you have (had?) a great birthday.
Posted by Tana
Nov 21, 2007 6:45 PM
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