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Women Are Evil By Nature...

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, handsoap, or paper towels in the ladies room." Leave a Comment
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Posted by Mannie_Annie Mar 27, 2008 1:42 PM Report Abuse

EWWWW! I think I threw up a little.
Posted by Famin Mar 27, 2008 1:59 PM Report Abuse

Good!
Posted by Mannie_Annie Mar 27, 2008 2:09 PM Report Abuse

I think it's evil to run out of toilet paper...so there you go.
Posted by CinderAngelkc Mar 27, 2008 2:22 PM Report Abuse

So men are evil too!
Posted by Mannie_Annie Mar 27, 2008 2:24 PM Report Abuse

OMG Mannie, you are pure evil...I love it! BWHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA...">
Posted by Mollymac Mar 27, 2008 2:24 PM Report Abuse

That's just dirty.
Posted by ZZZ999 Mar 27, 2008 2:27 PM Report Abuse

Men are more evil. But hey, that's just my opinion.
Posted by CinderAngelkc Mar 27, 2008 2:29 PM Report Abuse

walks in.....reads content and sees it's posted by a M&M (which I am munching on by-the-way) shakes head and leaves
Posted by RevVee - owner of the LPP! Mar 27, 2008 2:37 PM Report Abuse

VEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! You stinker!! You didn't answer my emails!!!!
Posted by CinderAngelkc Mar 27, 2008 2:43 PM Report Abuse

REVVEE!!!! We've missed you so much and as you can tell some things never change Mannie is still being bad.
Posted by Mollymac Mar 27, 2008 2:43 PM Report Abuse

Mannie isn't bad - she's evil. Well at least if she is correct in her subject. She said all women are evil and I think she qualifies. Vee, you know, lots of people have worried about you.
Posted by CinderAngelkc Mar 27, 2008 2:45 PM Report Abuse

That's soooo true Cindy, about Mannie and about being worried about you Rev. How are you? I can't even begin to tell you how good it makes me feel to see you.
Posted by Mollymac Mar 27, 2008 2:49 PM Report Abuse

Good to see you around Rev! M&Ms are a wonderful treat, aren't they?
Posted by David Flores Mar 27, 2008 2:54 PM Report Abuse

VEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! You stinker!! You didn't answer my emails!!!!

I'm not home yet, I won't be for a while. I can't figure out how to pick up my messages from another computer. I'm sorry Baby. *Man, an angelic smiley is really needed in situations like this. :-p

I'm in the hospital waiting room area with some of my family/friends. I begged my brother to bring his laptop. It took a while to get me up and moving again. Don't ask!! Ooomph! PAINFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After kissing Boy for like the millioneth time, the next thing I wanted to do was log in and talk with my Blog Buddies. Talk about being a bloggaholic! :-D

You all just don't know how much you mean to me and how much I love you - very much :-x

OMG Mannie, you are pure evil...I love it! BWHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA...

Mannie is still being bad.

I see all is well and yes, Molly is still tattling on po' ole Mannie who is in dire need of a dose of LPP!! :^O