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Dirty Sexy Birthday
A birthday is the most depressing day of the year… or at least it is for me. Usually mine is spent drinking myself into a stupor and then crawling into a ball and crying, wondering where my youth went. I'm sure I would be singing a different tune if on my birthday I inherited 25 million dollars. While the drinking and crying would remain the same, the tears would be of joy, not despair. If I inherited that much money, I would quit my job and move to Hawaii where I would body-surf and work on my rock opera, "Your Love Is a Bidet." Alas, since I won't be inheriting anything anytime soon (except maybe my father's backne) I guess I'll keep my job and continue on as your faithful blogger. I hope you're all happy.
In this week's episode, "The Bridge," Juliet and Jeremy turn 25, and stand to inherit 25 million big ones each — but first they'll celebrate by spending a million dollars on their yearly bash. The party-planning comes to a screeching halt when Juliet refuses to include Natalie Kimpton, Jeremy's girlfriend and Juliet's ex-best friend, on the guest list. Juliet demands another cool mil to throw her own Marie Antoinette-themed party, complete with guillotine and ladies-in-waiting, while Jeremy chooses to host his extravaganza on the Brooklyn Bridge. Yeah, that's right, the Brooklyn Bridge. Will the twins be able to reconcile their differences, or will the money drive them further apart?
Last week we left off with Nick climbing into the backseat of Simon Elder's Mercedes Maybach. After weeks of trying to track down Mr. Elder, what will Nick learn from him? Will it be something about Elder's secret business partnership with Nick's father? Or will Simon share his coveted beauty secrets? How does his skin stay so soft and supple?! God, we love Blair Underwood.
We also learned last week that one of the Darlings is not Tripp's child, but in fact Nick's half-sibling. Anybody have any guesses as to which "Darling" it is? Maybe you all can go to Vegas and bet on the odds. I can't believe I just advocated gambling. This show is corrupting me.
And speaking of illegitimate, how much longer can Brian keep his love child a secret when his wife is constantly eyeing his every move? And will Karen spill the beans about Patrick's affair to his wife Ellen in order to strike a bargain in Freddy's favor? And will Nick and Lisa's marriage come apart over a couple of ants?
All these questions and so much more on this week's episode.
Now I must get back to daydreaming about what I would do with 25 million dollars.... Somehow it involves a pool of Swedish Fish. I'm not sure why, but if you have that much money, why not?
ABC's Dirty Sexy Money airs Wednesdays at 10 pm/ET.
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Oct 23, 2007 10:20 PM
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I can't wait for tonight's show, and I wish you a very happy birthday David, and just think, your loss in NOT getting that fortune is our gain, right? And working on the show must give you some fun, and lots and lots of bg funsies to share with us. Enjoy!!
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Oct 24, 2007 11:05 AM
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Thanks for this terrific blog! You're a riot! (and so is the show) Looking forward to tonite...
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Oct 24, 2007 11:24 AM
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I love this show. It is the one show each week I make sure I watch. I can not wait for tonight's episode!!
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Oct 24, 2007 11:42 AM
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I agree; I DVR about 30 shows a week and DSM is one of the only shows I watch LIVE because I just love it. It has the right mix of drama, wit, humor and zaniness to make it a good ride.
So please tell me Nick didn't have sex with his half sister! It's got to be Brian--he already seems unrealistically angry with Nick.
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Oct 24, 2007 12:22 PM
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I think It's probably Brian because he would hate it the most and it would be hysterical.
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Oct 24, 2007 3:22 PM
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Looking forward to tonight's show!
And I have to say, I just finished watching last week's episode (sorry ... I just couldn't stay awake) last night and I'm wondering, did I miss it or did they not reveal which child is not Tripp's and is Dutch's?? Doesn't really matter to me (except please don't let it be Karen, because considering her & Nick have ... well ... you know, that would be just weird ... not to mention a few other things) ... I'm just very, very curious.
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Oct 24, 2007 3:39 PM
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Shannonm93----Tripp knows which child is not his but we don't know yet.
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Oct 24, 2007 4:51 PM
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My vote for the illiget. Dutch kid is Brian. It would make sense that he doesn't fit in.
The gross choice of course is Karen.
the saddest choice would be Patrick....if anything because Tripp seems to adore him so.
the twins....well they aren't really even a factor.
I can't wait for Brians wife to find out.....I think Brian Jr is the best thing that might have ever happened to brian.
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Oct 24, 2007 7:14 PM
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Thanks Angie & Jessica. I'm going with Brian as my top choice too. I just can't even think that it might be Karen ... that would be too awful. My second choice is one of the twins (the other one actually being Tripp's) and the way Tripp was acting towards Jeremy last night I suspect that if it is one of the twin's that is Dutch's then it'll be him.
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Oct 25, 2007 9:23 AM
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