Behind every great man is a great wingman: Michael Jordan had Scottie Pippen, George Bush the First had Dan Quayle, and Han Solo had Chewbacca. But sadly you can't just snap your fingers and find a Dan Quayle, so I have been forced to scrape by with Ted as my wingman for the last few years. But no more. I am in the market for a new wingman.
Below is my "Application to be Barney Stinson's Wingman." If you think you're up to the job — and let's face it, you're probably not — please complete this form and email it to BarneyStinson@yahoo.com.
- The Barnacle
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